daily spam

- Hello, I'd like to buy some broccolies...
- I'm sorry madam, we do not have broccolies.

... The same repeats for three days ...

On the 4th day:
- Hello, I'd like to buy some broccolies...
- Look madam: would you spell CAT as in catastrophy?
- Ok, C A T
- Ok madam: would you spell DOG as in dogmatic?
- Ok, D O G
- Ok madam: would you spell FUCK as in broccoly?
- Hmm, there's no fuck_in' broccoly.
- Exactly madam, that's what i'm trying to tell you!